Yep.
One night, last year, I actually had a dream that I had a penis.
I've always wondered what it would be like, I'm not gonna lie.
In my dream, I could actually feel it.
It was like having a giant clitoris extending from my crotch, lol.
A rod of pleasure, if you will.
I don't know if that is what it actually feels like to have one,
obviously,
but in my dream... that's what it felt like.
I don't know why I decided to share this with you... but now you know.
I once had a penis.
Me!!
haha... I dunno
My son!
Future model/muscian
Me again
Not impressed? Well you should be!
8 comments:
You are a psycho. Seriously, seek help now. Wait, were you able to have sex with yourself? Cause that would be flippin awesome. If that is the case, never mind. Point me to the proper surgeon. lol
I always knew there was somthing strange going on with you!
Now you guys understand why you always had that strange attraction to me, huh?
I wish I had a penis for a day. I would get a blow job, get a hand job, have sex, and pound some ass. I've always wanted to do all those things...I'm strange...I know.
I've always wondered what it would like to have sex as a man... but I would want to have an actual penis for a day... none of that strap-on business... That wouldn't be fun for me... Yeah, I'm selfish... so what...
Lee
The things you find randomly bouncing from blog to blog... well, as a man I can assure you having a penis is awesome. But the whole rod of pleasure thing might be a bit of an over statement, not that sex isn't satisfying for us... its just you will find most guys play it up a lot because thats how culture trains us to react.
That said--I'm glad I'm not a woman, the period alone must be terrible let alone all of the crap you ladies have to go through during--and after--pregnancy.
All we have to deal with is the occasional overwhelming feeling to totally wreck a chick in bed but most guys learn how to control that by the time they're 16 or 17.
hey there sexxxy!!!! long time no talkie!!!!
It basically is a giant clitoris. I have also had dreams where I've had a penis. The first one, I was having sex with someone. The second one was not so nice, I was out and got an aching erection and spent the whole dream trying to get home.
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